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Book Review: Adored by the Grumpy Ghost, by Ivy Knox

I somehow picked up a BookFunnel copy of Adored by the Grumpy Ghost (by Ivy Knox). The problem is that I have lost track of who gave me the book and why, and I suspect I was supposed to post something on Instagram that got lost. (which means I probably flaked on someone, sorry.) So, I opted to read it instead.

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Unemployed, broke, and on the verge of homelessness is not how Natalie pictured life in her early 40s, but since being her mother’s caregiver wiped the last of her savings, she’s forced to grieve her mother’s death in a state of panic as she looks for a job. Any job that’ll pay enough to keep a roof over her head.

Luckily, her college roommate just inherited an old Victorian mansion in the mountains of northern New Hampshire, and doesn’t have the time to fix it up or rent it out herself. Natalie can stay rent-free as long as she needs. There’s gotta be a catch, right?

A grumpy ghost set in his ways …

There’s nothing Winston hates more than roommates. Now this irritating blonde woman has moved in, she won’t stop crying, she leaves crumbs everywhere, and she plays way too much Taylor Swift for his liking. It should be easy enough to scare her away.

As much as he hates sharing a space with her, though, he can’t deny his attraction. Those soft lips. Her luscious curves. The adorable scrunch of her nose when she’s frustrated. He can’t get her out of his mind. But this isn’t her house. At some point, she’ll have to leave. How can he keep her by his side when she deserves more than a penniless ghost could ever offer?

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This was cute, but it is very low stakes. Other than the obligatory 3rd act breakup, there is almost no tension in the plot. Even the discovery of ghosts and monsters, more generally, is glossed over with no reaction, not once, but twice (two characters). Once, it was such a non-issue that it was even off-page.

This low angst, shallow plotting is often fine for a sweet, cozy romance. And it likely would have been here, except that this book is 268 pages long. That is dragging a wafer-thin plot a looong way. The characters deal with some heavy topics in their past. But other than that, the plot is about as deep a puddle. And it struggled to stretch to the page length.

adored by the grumpy ghost photoI did like the main character a lot and appreciate that she is both plus-sized and in her 40s, not to mention child-free and without a successful career. She is relatable, is what I am saying. The MMC is not without issue, but he is also eager to please and careful about his partner. That’s a whole lot in his favor.

All in all, if you’re just looking for a cotton candy, feel-good read. This will likely fill the bill, but won’t do much more.


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Book Review: The Twisted Ones, by T. Kingfisher

I purchased a copy of T. Kingfisher‘s The Twisted Ones.

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When a young woman clears out her deceased grandmother’s home in rural North Carolina, she finds long-hidden secrets about a strange colony of beings in the woods.

When Mouse’s dad asks her to clean out her dead grandmother’s house, she says yes. After all, how bad could it be?

Answer: pretty bad. Grandma was a hoarder, and her house is stuffed with useless rubbish. That would be horrific enough, but there’s more—Mouse stumbles across her step-grandfather’s journal, which at first seems to be filled with nonsensical rants…until Mouse encounters some of the terrifying things he described for herself.

Alone in the woods with her dog, Mouse finds herself face to face with a series of impossible terrors—because sometimes the things that go bump in the night are real, and they’re looking for you. And if she doesn’t face them head on, she might not survive to tell the tale.

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Honestly, horror isn’t a genre I gravitate toward. But I’ve loved everything I’ve read by T. Kingfisher. So, I thought, why not try her horror books? I enjoyed it well enough. It has the creepy factor, if not the terror. I liked Mouse and the side characters; there’s some tongue-in-cheek humor, and the story kept me interested. There’s not a lot more that I require from a book.

If I had to critique, it would be that Mouse’s willingness to sacrifice for her dog is excessive. I love my dogs about as much as anyone, but a bit too much of the plot of The Twisted Ones depends on Mouse’s easy willingness to endanger herself for her pet. The ending also seems to abandon the creepy, folk horror atmosphere in favor of a more direct fear. But I would have preferred the book to carry through with the creepy plotting.

All in all, however, I enjoyed this about as much as I could expect to enjoy a horror book.

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Book Review: On Wings of Blood, by Briar Boleyn

Over the Summer, I was lucky enough to win a giveaway on Instagram that included a copy of Briar Boleyn‘s On Wings of Blood.

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I didn’t sign up for this.

A half-fae in a school of highblood vampires? That’s a recipe for torment.

I’m Medra Pendragon—last of the dragon riders, or so they tell me. Funny thing is, there are no dragons left. Not a single one. But somehow, that hasn’t stopped the vampires from deciding I’m worth capturing. Now I’m stuck at Bloodwing Academy, where the highbloods run everything and blightborn like me? We’re just blood in their veins, pawns in their games.

But that’s not even the worst part. Enter Blake Drakharrow. Cold, arrogant, and way too gorgeous for his own good. He’s been tormenting me since the moment we met, and now, thanks to some ancient ritual, we’re betrothed. He acts like he owns me, but I’m not going down without a fight.

Bloodwing isn’t just a school—it’s a battlefield. Highbloods fight for power, and if you’re weak? You’re dead.

Between deadly competitions, lies that could get me executed, and a dragon-shaped secret looming over my head, all I have to do is survive. Easy, right? Except I’m starting to think the real danger isn’t the academy—it’s what I’m becoming in this twisted game of power.

And Blake? He might just be the one who pushes me over the edge.

They think they can control me. They think they can use me.

But they have no idea what they’ve awakened.

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As others have said, this is Violet Sorrengail meets Draco Malfoy. The problem is that I never understood the Draco shippers, and I thought Violet was a milqtoast heroine. Medra is worse, so so much worse though.

She literally (lit.er.a.lly) wakes up in a strange new world without her magic (i.e., defenseless) with no more reaction than one would exhibit if they went to the BP when they meant to go to the Quick Trip. There is basically no reaction or adjustment. And once there, she vacillates between obediently following the dictates set before her and behaving like a rabid chichuachua. She is all bark with nothing to back it up, never acknowledging that the only reason she doesn’t get killed is that the immensely more powerful people choose not to. But the reader is supposed to interpret it as some testament to her abilities. It patently is not. What it reads like instead is so mentally unstable as to be suicidal. More importantly, though, is that it is incredibly dull to watch a girl find herself in a new world and then be assigned to a school, only to dive into her academics with essentially no protest beyond a few complaints.

Then there is the ‘romance.’ I understand the concept of a slow-burn. But this is literally (lit.er.a.lly) a no-burn. He and she snipe at one another for a paragraph or two once every 10 chapters or so, and nothing more. This a romance (even an enemies-to-lovers romance) does not make. They spend almost no time together over 500+ pages. And thank goodness, because I hated the MMC. (I barely tolerated the FMC. But I 100% would be rabid if she were any stupider and actually accepted the man, which she no doubt will in future books, which is why I will not be reading them.)

on wings of blood photoLastly, and in combination with the frustration of 500+ pages without a romantic payoff, is that the book literally (lit.er.a.lly) ends where it begins. Talk about feeling like a pointless waste of my time. If you want to go to a million magic classes with a gender bent Harry Potter, knock yourself out.

Maybe true fans of YA will appreciate it. And despite hints of having done something meaningful and seemingly adultish before finding herself in vampire-land, this is definitely a bland, dime-a-dozen YA book (which makes the single sex scene feel out of place). I’m glad to be washing my hands of it.


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