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Book Review of Edwin Wolfe’s The Eyes of the Desert Sand

Author Edwin Wolfe sent me an ARC of The Eyes of the Desert Sand (Chrysalis Chronicles #1).

Partial (because the whole thing is just too darned long) description from Goodreads:

How many parents would believe their thirteen year old son who told them that two vampires and a hooded stranger had tried to abduct him? Strange thing is, young Ethan Fox is convinced his parents, George and Betsy do believe him. Could it have something to do with the mysterious poem he wrote in his sleep? Or maybe it has something to do with his past, the past he cannot remember before his eighth birthday. Something strange is afoot, and it is about to turn Ethan’s world upside down.

Review:

If I’m honest, I didn’t particularly enjoy this book, but I’ve been sitting here trying to decide if what I disliked was really any fault of the book or just that I’m not ten years old and the intended audience. It is probably a little of both. Certainly, there were things I disliked. Haley’s character, especially, seemed only to exist in order to fill some cliche female role of adoring all things small and cute and nagging at the main character in an overly mother-like fashion. Both children, who find themselves in what should be a terrifying situation, accept their lot with such aplomb that it is completely unbelievable, and I found the constant references to the modern as distracting. It reminded me of an old childless uncle trying desperately to find a way to relate to and bond with his nieces or nephews…forced.

What bothered me the most, however, was that so very little happened. This book is 320 pages long. I honestly think there are 250 pages of descriptions and 70 pages of action or dialogue. Every character, mythical beast, room, food item, mode of transportation, item of clothing, etc, is described in excruciating detail. While this gives the reader a very clear idea of what things look like, it does little to move the plot along. In fact, it weighed it down painfully.

This is where the 10-year-old (or younger) comes in because, as an adult, I grew increasingly frustrated with the constant floridness that a child might not have. To a child, they may have been a source of constant joy and amazement (as I suspect they were intended). What I think this book would be best suited for is to be read aloud to smallish children. If read to children just on the cusp of being able to read a middle-grade book, those able to follow a story over a number of days/nights but not yet able to read it all on their own, they would go to bed each night with the image of amazing creatures in their mind but not be old enough to expect much in the line of a story. Even the dialogue, which I found extremely stiff and un-natural (too many shalls, musts and upons and too few contractions) would probably work if being acted out in some fashion.

When reviewing a book that was written for an audience other than myself, I always try to review it from the standpoint of the intended audience. After-all, it isn’t the fault of Wolfe that I’m not the right age for his book. But in this case, I got a distinct impression (though, to be fair, I’m not certain what gave me the impression) that, like Harry Potter or Alice in Wonderland, two books that The Eyes of the Desert Sand takes a lot of inspiration from, it was trying to have cross-generational appeal. So it didn’t feel right to review it solely on its allure to children. If I had to work on a numerical scale, I would give this book a 3 for adult enjoyment and a 4 for that of a child. We’ll average that out to a 3.5.

Book Review: Murder Takes Time, by Giacomo Giammatteo

Author Giacomo Giammatteo (who has possibly the coolest name ever) sent me a copy of his new novel Murder Takes Time. This book had 25 5* reviews on Amazon.com when I got it. It has 26 now. 

Description from Amazon:
A string of brutal murders has bodies piling up in Brooklyn, and Detective Frankie Donovan knows what is going on. Clues left at the crime scenes point to someone from the old neighborhood, and that isn’t good.

Frankie has taken two oaths in his life–the one he took to uphold the law when he became a cop, and the one he took with his two best friends when they were eight years old and inseparable. Those relationships have forced Frankie to make many tough decisions, but now he faces the toughest one of his life; he has five murders to solve and one of those two friends is responsible. If Frankie lets him go, he breaks the oath he took as a cop and risks losing his job. But if he tries to bring him in, he breaks the oath he kept for twenty-five years–and risks losing his life.

In the neighborhood where Frankie Donovan grew up, you never broke an oath.

Review:

Oh yea,  a full five stars for this one! Murder Takes Time is ostensibly a pretty straightforward cops versus the Mafia murder mystery, but it doesn’t take long to realise that there is a lot more to it than that. Tony ‘the brain,’ Nicky ‘the rat,’ Paulie ‘the suit’ and Fankie ‘Bugs’ Donovan are fabulously conflicted characters, with full histories and a genuine desire to do right by their friends (even when failing miserably). You really feel for them (one in particular, but I don’t want to ruin anything).

“Rule number 2: Murder has consequences”, and so does everything else. This is a book that highlights impeccably the damage that can be done in the spur of the moment. It moves along at a good pace, never seems to drag more than necessary, throws a few red herrings at you to keep things interesting and ends on a high note. There is quite a lot of violence. The title should probably forewarn you of that. But despite being gruesome I never thought it became gratuitous or overly graphic. It certainly could have been and I don’t think the book would have been improved by it. Giammatteo walks a dangerously thin line on this one, but never steps off it in my opinion.

Definitely if you are a fan of The Godfather (especially the second one), Goodfellas, or Donnie Brasco you should race out and pick this book up. You’ll feel right at home.

Book Review: Barry Barroldson’s Alien Chicks In Citrus Bras And Stalkers From Beyond The Stars

I picked up Alien Chicks in Citrus Bras and Stalkers From Beyond the Stars on the Amazon free list just because it sounded so bizarre. My curiosity was piqued. I read it immediately instead of letting it languish in my kindle like so many other free books because the author/artist was running a contest for a free print of any character for any review posted. I do so love any type of original art. I didn’t get the book finished in time to enter the giveaway, but I’m thrilled to have read the book. It’s a prize in and of itself.

It has one of those annoyingly long descriptions though. Really, why do ebook publisher think that the synopsis of their book no longer needs to fit onto the space of the back of a book? But because it gives such insight into the type of book this is I’ll include it and all of it’s ridiculous length here.

Alien Chicks In Citrus Bras And Stalkers From Beyond The Stars is a Comedy Sci-Fi novel centring around an unlikely love-heptangle and set against the ever-popular backdrop of universal apocalypse. The setting: the seedy underbelly of Venus 15 in a future where Venus has overtaken the Earth as the central hub of the solar system.

The story initially follows the eccentric and nocturnal Gas Chong through a typically bizarre twenty four hours of his life, providing an insight into why he of all people will soon been chosen to combat the chameleonic evil that has extinguished all life in so many universes before. We see glimpses of his alien disguises, opulent luxury and raging paranoia. Chong is trying to assassinate the Mafia boss ‘Mister Rack’ who dropped him on the Planet of The Preying Mantis Women; all the while a secretive, inter-dimensional creature called the ‘Chaos Blossom’ selects him for her pre-apocalyptic nibble, and gets onto his trail. If he had known of her existence and her intentions Chong would have freaked out in the truest sense of the phrase, what with his raging fear of being eaten alive by a woman nurtured deep into his psyche while on the Planet of the Preying Mantis Women. Fortunately Chong remains blissfully unaware of his specific doom. Nevertheless it remains rather cruel of fate that with such an overbearing fear Chong should find himself the focus of so much zealous female attention. Chong finds it hard to maintain a close proximity to a woman without fleeing for his life, but his therapist Dr. Furtleberger believes in stringent behavioural ‘dinner date’ therapy. Furtleberger also frowns upon on artificial crutches such as Chong’s Obelointment sunglasses that can transfrom a beautiful woman into a bricklayer with a hairy crack. Understandably it’s all quite a strain for the C-man.

Runaway Reliffian princess Tangerine Tree tries to enter Chong’s life at a critical point near the very culmination of his Machiavellian plans. Guided by anonymous notes to Venus 15 after years on the run from her laser-axe-wielding father and the might of the Reliffian empire, she encounters villainy, monstrous lizards and wheelie bin-standard accommodation. Years ago, before she ran she had a dream – a vivid dream of a man who would share her destiny. The notes tell her to seek Chong, but until she beholds Chong at the Kazz Bar she does not realise that the man in the notes and the man in the dream are one and the same! Enlightened thusly, Tree firmly believes that Chong can help her escape the known universe though all the signs show the window of opportunity is fast closing. Her father’s bounty hunters are on their way, and many other enraged and misguided factions are closing in them both. Chong, fully absorbed as he is, doesn’t realise that taking care of Rack won’t get him his old life back. So Tree grits her impatient, regal teeth and waits for events to run their course.

Cruel disaster strikes at the Lizard races in the form of an incriminating Kebab shop security video and an unreasonably psychotic Mafia Uber-Lord. Chong finds himself at a dangerous and urgent crossroads and lazering his way through the window seems like the best bet. In mortal peril on the Lizard track below he is delighted to find himself rescued by the lissome waitress he had been fantasizing about since yesterday evening. After a miraculous escape he chooses to accept Tree’s offer to team up despite her infamy which will surely make exiting Venus harder. His surprising agreement may be on account of her saving his life, but it probably has more to do with that teasing connection they shared at their meeting in the Kazz Bar: a connection that Chong believes to have nullified his phobia of women in a sensual way… So as the Mafia rage and the universe burns he takes his first steps along a path towards his reawakened desires for women, or rather his desires for this one uniquely appealing, feisty alien Princess…

Crazy right? To start with, it is just as crazy as the description says. Think Time Bandits meets Red Dwarf, all wrapped in the techno-trope of William Gibson or Neal Stephenson. A decent portion of the book takes place outside of the confines of reality, which means outside of anything predictable. You’re never sure exactly what is going on or what is going to jump out at you next. The characters are unique, to say the least, and their perceptions of themselves and each-other is endlessly amusing.

The real gem here, however, is the writing. It is smooth and conversational, sprinkled liberally with narrator commentary and witty sarcasm. So, even if you don’t know exactly where the plot is going (or even where it ends up), you are certain to enjoy the ride.