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The Henchmen's Book Club

Book Review of Danny King’s The Henchmen’s Book Club

I grabbed Danny King‘s novel, The Henchmen’s Book Club off of the KDP list.

Description from Goodreads:
Mark Jones is a henchman for hire. He guards bunkers, patrols perimeters and stands around in a boiler suit waiting to get knocked out by Ninjas. This is his job.

In his time he’s worked for some of the most notorious super villains the world has ever known – Doctor Thalassocrat, Victor Soliman, Polonius Crump; Mark was with each of them when they met their makers at the hands of British Secret Service super-spy, Jack Tempest and lived to tell the tale – if not pay the bills.

Still for every hour under gunfire there are weeks if not months of sitting around on monorails so Jones starts a book club with his fellow henchmen to help pass the time.

It was only meant to be a bit of fun.

It was never meant to save the world.

Review:
Ok, that was some funny shit right there. This was the first Danny King book I’d ever read, but I’m 100% sure it won’t be the last. I think I laughed the whole way through. It even improved my mood after having a spat with my other half. It takes a lot to do that, but The Henchmen’s Book Club was up to the task.
Mark Jones is an Affiliate, a henchman for hire, and a good one at that. He’s managed to survive far longer than many in an undeniably deadly job. It seems every Goldfinger wannabe has a few piranha tanks or hungry alligators about. He’s also a man after my own heart, a dedicated bibliophile. He likes to read and, surprisingly, finds a number of other henchmen do too. Thus is born The Book Club. They read good books. I had to look more than one of the titles up in order to get the reference. I did occasionally wonder where all the books came from, but really didn’t find that a point worth too much worry.

The American and British special agents are pure amusement. Though I am just a tad ashamed to come from the same homeland as Rip Dunbar. What a tool! I love that their personalities are so very different, but still falling within the same character archetype.

I highly recommend picking this one up. There are a few missing words here and there. King even acknowledges that in the afterward. I didn’t find it particularly distracting though. Definitely not enough to change my opinion of the book.

Book Review of The Other End of the Leash and introducing Dief

Recently my husband and I decided it was time to get a dog. Up until a couple of years ago, we had an amazing German Shepherd/Black Chow mix named Blackie. We adopted him from the Humane Society and loved him as a practice child. When he died, he took a little bit of our collective soul with him. Now, 2+ years later, and with the children big enough to understand the concept of not terrorizing any animal brought into the home, we agreed that it would be a joy to have a four-legged friend again. Thus began the search for our next family member.

My other half really wanted an Akita. He loves their stoic demeanor and guardian natures. While I think them beautiful, I was a little wary of their reputation of being dangerous to children outside of their own family. As a compromise, I agreed we could have one if we got it as a puppy so that we could ensure it was properly trained and socialized from day one. I did allow myself a little internal groan. It would fall to me to house-train it, and we would all have to survive the chewing phase. But it would be worth it in the end. I was sure.

A complication, however, was that as set as he was on an Akita, I was set on rescuing an animal. We even tried compromising by contacting the local branch of the Akita rescue. They, however, had no puppies in need of re-homing. There were also no local puppies available from reputable breeders old enough to be adopted yet, even if I did give in on getting a rescue.

We stood at a bit of a stalemate. It would be three weeks before the puppies he had verified weren’t from any sort of puppy mill and came from a well-mannered dam would be available for purchase. He agreed that if I found THE DOG before, then, we would bring it home; if not, he would have his little Akita fur ball, and I would have a new challenge.

We scoured the Humane Society, ASPCA, Animal Control, etc websites daily. I even checked Craigslist regularly, looking for the one. And then it happened! Sitting in the very first cage at the Animal Control Centre was a beautiful (if a little matted) adult brindled husky/malamute mix. He was the one! I just knew it. I felt the same way when I found Blackie. He stopped me in my tracks, literally. My husband tells me my bottom lip came out like some petulant child who’s not going to give in. Well, there I was again. Looking at a dog I simply couldn’t walk away from.

That Saul gave in to me probably speaks volumes about how well he knows me. I would never have forced the issue. Adopting a dog has to be a mutual decision, but saying ‘no’ to your wife when she really wants something isn’t an easy thing for any good man to do. Since bringing him home and naming him Diefenbaker, he has been a complete joy. He is approximately five years old (yea, no housebreaking for me) and considerably calmer than you might expect. The vet says that’s the difference between a 5-year-old husky and a 2-year-old husky. We simply couldn’t be happier.

Here he is. Everyone, please welcome Diefenbaker, or Dief for short.

Where is my picture of Dief?

Needing a little refresher on dog training, we picked up Patricia B. McConnell’s The Other End of the Leash: Why We Do What We Do Around Dogs, and since I’m the prolific reader in the family, I gave it a read. So glad I did.

Description from Goodreads:
The Other End of the Leash shares a revolutionary, new perspective on our relationship with dogs, focusing on our behavior in comparison with that of dogs. An applied animal behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell looks at humans as just another interesting species, and muses about why we behave the way we do around our dogs, how dogs might interpret our behavior, and how to interact with our dogs in ways that bring out the best in our four-legged friends.

Review:
This is an amazingly well-written and informative book. Dr. McConnell’s writing style is easy to read and enjoyable. I have to admit (somewhat shamefacedly) that prior to reading it I would have thought of Applied Animal Behaviourist as one of those ‘you do what’ kind of jobs. What do we really know about animal psychology anyway, and what makes you or anyone else more informed on the matter than me? Well, I would have been wrong. Dr. McConnell’s book is well-researched and based on more than simply anecdotal evidence. I learned a lot from it.

It isn’t a training book per se, though there are a decent number of training tips on how to redirect unwanted behaviors, for example. This is primarily a book about what makes people people and dogs dogs. The main message is that we aren’t the same. We are different species, with different needs and wants and different interpretations of the same behaviors. Understanding this can make a world of difference in the lives of dog and their humans…or humans and their dogs. This should be required reading for all new dog owners.