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dying for a living

Book Review of Dying for a Living, by Kory M. Shrum

I picked up an ebook copy of Kory M. Shrum‘s Dying for a Living as an Amazon Freebie in 2015. Then, I purchased the Audible version in my recent audiobook buying spree

Description from Goodreads:

On the morning before her 67th death, it is business as usual for Jesse Sullivan: meet with the mortician, counsel soon-to-be-dead clients, and have coffee while reading the latest regeneration theory. Jesse dies for a living, literally. As a Necronite, she is one of the population’s rare 2% who can serve as a death replacement agent, dying so others don’t have to. Although each death is different, the result is the same: a life is saved, and Jesse resurrects days later with sore muscles, new scars, and another hole in her memory.

But when Jesse is murdered and becomes the sole suspect in a federal investigation, more than her freedom and sanity are at stake. She must catch the killer herself—or die trying.

Review:

This was OK. That’s the best I can say for it. It wasn’t bad, but nothing in it lit me up either. It’s and interesting world Shrum created and I appreciated the bi-sexual lead, but I also found Jesse’s constant sarcasm annoying and I often found her responses to things stupid. Here’s an example, someone is trying to kill you, you know this. They’ve almost succeeded once already, in fact. A friend calls and frantically tells you that people are coming for you and you have to get out of the house fast. Do you drop everything and run or do you whine about how you just made a sandwich and could leaving wait? Hmmmm, this is apparently a hard decision because Jesse did the latter. There were several similar instances. There were also a couple ‘well, isn’t that convenient’ moments. The final one with Lane, especially. So, while the book is competently written, it wasn’t a winner for me.

Now, a word of the narration by Hollie Jackson. She did a fine job in the narrative parts of the story and I thought she did a fine job with Jesse and the male characters, as well. However, each and every other female in the book is voiced with such saccharine, borderline teasing tones that I wanted to slap them all. None felt natural. Never have a met a woman who actually speaks like all of these women do.

Review of Chaos Station, by Jenn Burke & Kelly Jensen

I purchased a copy of Chaos Station, by Jenn Burke and Kelly Jensen.

Description from Goodreads:

The war with the alien stin is over, but Felix Ingesson has given up on seeing his lover, Zander Anatolius, ever again. Zander’s military file is sealed tighter than an airlock. A former prisoner of war, Felix is attempting a much quieter life keeping his ship, the Chaos, aloft. He almost succeeds, until Zander walks on board and insists that Felix isn’t real.

A retired, broken super soldier, Zander is reeling from the aftereffects of his experimental training and wants nothing more than to disappear and wait for insanity to claim him. Then he sees footage of a friend and ally—a super soldier like him—murdering an entire security squad with her bare hands and a cold, dead look in her eyes. He never expected to find Felix, the man he’d thought dead for years, on the ship he hired to track her down.

Working with Felix to rescue his teammate is a dream come true…and a nightmare. Zander has no exit strategy that will leave Felix unscathed—or his own heart unbroken.

Review:

I enjoyed this. It walks the line between romantic sci-fi and romance in space, and honestly I’m not sure which side it falls on. Either way however, I liked it. 

It’s only about 200 pages long, so it’s not super deep and characters aren’t as well-developed as they might be if the book had another 100 pages. But for a as short as it is, Burke and Jensen create a likable cast and enough of a world to give them life. I rooted for Felix and Zed. My heart broke for Emma. And the rest of the Chaos crew were fun too. 

I did think it dragged a bit in the middle, not progressing in plot as much as you might expect. And the rescue was a tad anti-climactic and border-line repetitive. But overall, I can’t wait to read book two. 

Review of the Redneck Apocalypse series, by Eden Hudson

I picked the first book of the Redneck Apocalypse series, Halo Bound, up as an Amazon Freebie. I then bought Hell Bent and God Killer. It would have been cheaper to just buy the boxset, but of course I didn’t think to do that in advance. Oh well. I wrote the following reviews as I finished the books, prior to reading the next in the series.

This description is for Halo Bound, but it describes the whole series well enough:

The holy champion chosen to save the world is enslaved to a sadistic fallen angel and losing the battle for his sanity.

The guy chosen to save the holy champion is his binge-drinking redneck brother.

So, basically, the world is screwed.

Meet the Whitney boys:
Colt—a mentally unstable holy soldier with a rapidly deteriorating hold on reality. His last plan to rid the world of evil either failed horribly or went off without a hitch. With the constant torture and brainwashing, it’s getting hard for him to remember.

Tough—a smart-mouthed honky tonk hero addicted to music, women, and good times. He hasn’t spoken to Colt in five years—not since their disagreement over a nymphomaniac vampire turned into a drunken slugfest—but they’re still brothers. Tough knows he can’t leave Colt fighting for his life and his sanity alone. The question is whether Tough can fight off his personal demons long enough to save Colt from the literal ones. 

Halo Bound, also called How to Kill Youself in a Small Town:

Good enough that I immediately bought book two. (And when you have thousands of ebooks on your reader, buying a new one to continue a series is a big compliment to the author.) 

It started out quite rough. It’s set several years after a big human/fallen angel war and you definitely feel like you’re missing a little something…and like people are just getting on with the new normal a little too easily. There’s no sense of it the new laws are only in effect in Halo or in the rest of the world too. 

Also, the characters are meant to be in there twenties, but they feel very much more like teens. Take the sex out and this could easily be a YA book. I do wish they felt a little older. Lastly, the naming convention for women is a mess. Honestly, Mitzy, Tiffani, Sissy, Tempie and Desty? (I’ll add a post-read edit to mention book two has a Candi too!)

But despite those two real complaints, the book is dark, funny and plot is an interesting one. It grapples with some heavy themes that I appreciate. All in all, worth the read. I’m glad I took a chance on it. 

Be warned however, it’s a cliffhanger. And not the ‘some threads wrap up, while others are left open’ cliffy. The sort where the plot just stops because the book is the prescribed length and the story needs to be broken into a series. 

Hell Bent:

This is an enjoyable second book. The characters are still dealing with some dark issues and it turns out being the chosen of God isn’t all holy robes and angelic music. Being his representative in a Holy War is just as dirty and bloody and shit-stained as any other war…more so. 

I didn’t think this one had quite the depth of book one. A lot more of it is spent in the minds (and spiritual warfare) or two characters. It fills the pages, but the plot didn’t progress as far as I’d hoped. Having said that, I plan to read book three.

God Killer:

This ended largely as you’d expect, given the subject matter. But it was still nice seeing how it came to be. Though, Hudson doesn’t shy away from letting people die. She and George RR Martin must lunch on Mondays or something. But it’s good. As much as it hurt, what sort of Holy War would it really be if everyone miraculously survived? When playing in the field of the divine, humans are small and fragile.

I do have to point out that though book one uses Christian mythos in the plot, I wouldn’t have called it an explicitly Christian novel. Book two is…well it’s a middle book, but I’d mostly say the same for it. But here in book three? I think you really need to buy into the Christian belief to roll with the ending.

This is the spoiler I mentioned above, because I want to address that ending. It basically boils down to God saying ‘X turned their back on me. But I love them and as soon as they call out to me I’m there.’ And when the person does, God saves the day. Now, I’m not oblivious to the story Hudson was telling. I understand that X had to live the horrid life they did so that Y could see one person lose everything over and over again and still choose the path of righteousness. I see that. But why did God wait until the very last moment? Why was it the only one that mattered? X had called out to them many times. His brother literally crawled through the agonies of Hell calling out to him. Their parents raised their children as holy warriors, their belief was so strong. And an entire town walked into almost certain death calling out to him. (That’s just in Halo. One assumes similar things are happening around the world.) Why did none of those calls matter? Only the last one.

This is where I can see an actual Christian simply rolling with God’s plan. Because there obviously was a plan. But as a non-Christian all I see is the same disinterest in human suffering that left Y thinking he was just as cruel as Lucifer himself. The plan seemed to be let humanity suffer until the very end and then claim it was their own fault, as far as I was concerned. So, I really didn’t buy the ending. I appreciate that the writing brought the story full circle and it was well-written, but I don’t possess the needed belief system to make me interpret it the way Hudson obviously intends. I can recognize it, but I soundly reject it as not supported by the evidence. Which left it a little dissatisfying.

I also thought God (or JC as one aspect of him was called) was just a little too guy-next-door. He had no gravitas. And I resented that Desty and Tempie (yeah the naming convention of women was horrible) became rape-barbies. Sure, none of it was graphic. We don’t see them, but we’re certainly told it happened over and over again.

All in all, this is a series with great writing, but one that abandoned me in the end. But for a religious reader, I think this could be a real win. Just know you have to walk through darkness with the characters first. And honestly, that’s what kept me reading the series. Not that I enjoy the horrible things that happened. But I appreciated that Hudson didn’t shy away from them. The characters did horrible things to survive. They made unbearable mistakes. They lost and stole and cheated and sided with the enemy and suffered. But still they struggled on. It’s worth the read.

Note: Please don’t roll up in my comments trying to explain the Bible or biblical lore to me. I understand it well enough for this purpose.