How I find tons of LEGAL free ebooks (without returning a single one)

Like anyone who pays attention to book spheres online, I’ve been hearing a lot about people who habitually buy and return ebooks on Amazon. And I don’t mean cases where someone doesn’t like a book and returns it or hitting a hard limit topic and returning it. That’s a different thing. People are serially buying and returning books…or using Amazon like a library. I’m not going to break it all down. A quick google search will probably bring up hundreds…thousands of tweets, blog posts, Tiktoks, Instagram or Facebook posts about it (from both sides). It’s pretty much all over social media right now.

And I don’t honestly believe I need to say that this is a really shitty thing to do. Everyone knows you’re not supposed to buy a dress, tuck the tags, wear it to prom, and return it the next day. But people still do it. I feel like this is the same thing. Readers may rationalize it a hundred different ways, but all I see is a lot of ‘doth protest too much.’ We all know this is a shitty thing to do. Period. But people still do it.

I do not. But I happen to have thousands of ebooks available to read at any given time, many of which I didn’t pay for. So, I thought I might take a moment to highlight some of the ways I find LEGAL free books. Now, there are certainly tons of other services out there. It would take me all night to try and list them all, and I’d almost certainly still miss some. But these are the ones I have tried and/or use regularly. (But if you have others that you use, please add it in the comments. Let’s get as many as we can in one place.)

The caveat to this is that these are usually how one finds a book to read, not necessarily that one book webster groves library digital contentyou want to read at any particularly moment. Though I have a few tricks for that too. The biggest, though, is just suck it up and buy it (and don’t return it).

Do I really need to say, “Go to the library?” Your taxes pay for it. Why not get some use out of it? Most libraries have some form of digital catalogue now days. You don’t even have to leave the house to check anything out. Mine has Overdrive (AKA Libby) and Hoopla, for example. And between the two of them, I have literally thousands of digital and audio books (not to mention movies, comics, music, and TV shows) available to me 24/7.

However, if you live in the US, but somewhere that doesn’t have a huge digital selection, there are several US libraries that are still open to you. Some for a small yearly fee and some totally free!

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But there are still options beyond libraries. I, like these serial returners, am a Kindle user. So, I keep a keen eye on Amazon’s daily freebies. If you go to Amazon Books, and order the books lowest to highest price (up in the right-hand corner), all the freebies will sift to the top. You can even search within genres. It’s super easy and there are hundreds, if not thousands, of free books everyday. (Though I don’t use Kobo, Google Play, or Apple Books, I’d bet the same is true there. Not to mention Smashwords always has freebies and seasonal sales, when tons more books are reduced to free.)

As an aside, though not free, you can then use Audible Match Maker and Amazon will tell you which of the ebooks you now own (that you picked up free) are available at a discount to those who’ve ‘bought’ the ebook. So, then you can end up with both the ebook and audio book for, like, $1.99.

There are no shortage of email services available to send you curated freebie lists as often as you want. (Bookbub, is a big one, for example, or Free Booksy.) Again, google is you friend. But my favorite is ereaderiq. Not only for the daily freebie lists, but because it allows you to follow authors and ASINs. “EReaderIQ is a price tracking service for Kindle books.” It takes a little patience, but this is what I use to track certain books that I’m hoping will come up free eventually. I especially like to put whole series together over time.

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You just pop the ASIN or Amazon URL into the form and set the price you’re willing to pay. If that’s $0.00 then that’s what you set. And ereaderiq will email you a notification if or when the book’s price drops to zero. It is super satisfying (and easy).

Then there are just all the sites that gather legitimately free books into one place. I admittedly haven’t used all these, but these are sites like: Many Books, Project Gutenberg, Get Free Ebooks, or Baen.

If you’re willing to write a review in exchange for a free book Netgalley and Edelweiss are great resources. I’ve had more better luck with Netgalley than Edelweiss. But that’s personal preference more than anything else. Then there’s Book Sprout, Book Funnel, and StoryOrigin. I was also recently invited to join Reedsy, though I’ve yet to request a book from them.

Further, go anywhere authors gather—Goodreads, Library Thing, Bookbub, Facebook groups, etc.—I promise you, authors will be giving away books in exchange for reviews at some point. [Just don’t be a dick. If you accept one in exchange for a review, actually review it.]

Speaking of Goodreads and Library Thing, both have hundred of ongoing book giveaways, ebooks and physical books. You won’t win every one, obviously, but you’ve a pretty good chance of winning some. And on a smaller scale, there are literally thousands of book promotion blogs (like my Sadie’s Spotlight) that have tons of book giveaways (and even more with gift card giveaways, with which you could buy any book you choose…and not return it.)

http://sadiesspotlight.com/giveaways/

As of the time of posting, there are 27 giveaways on Sadie’s Spotlight. And there are SO MANY other blogs of the same sort with similar giveaways happening. [If you happen to run one, feel free to share a link in the comments. I want to check it out, if no one else.]

I know we’re talking ebooks here, but I’m gonna throw these out there just for fun. Do you listen to audio books? Then check out Free Audio Codes or Audio Freebies for free Audible codes. About half the sites listed above have at least some audio books too.

Like I said, there are tons more resources out there than I’ve listed (or even know). These are just the ones I use regularly myself (and I bet I wake up tomorrow and remember at least one I’ve forgotten). But to further my point, here’s what a very quick google search brought up.

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17,900,000 results. If even only a fraction of those are truly relevant, I think it’s safe to say readers can easily find enough free reading material to avoid fucking authors over. Don’t bother to @ me with your rationalizations.

 

 

 

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Book Review: Beautiful Thing, Beautiful Lies, Beautiful Agony, by Ever Nightly

I am kind of enamored with the whole idea of blue aliens. I mean, why blue? I even wrote a whole blog post about it once. Plus, I truly enjoy cheesy sci-fi sometimes. No shade. So, I picked up the first book in this series Beautiful Thing (by Ever Nightly) as a freebie, just for the fun of it. Then I bought the Beautiful Lies and Beautiful Agony. I wrote each of the following reviews as I finished each book. You can kind of track my disillusionment.


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About the book:

Just out of college, I’m recruited for a top-secret linguistics job. Easy, right? Translate for a few foreign prisoners and I’m home free. But when I arrive at Area 51, I’m swept into a world of secrets and lies. And the prisoner? Yeah, he’s not even human. His name is Specimen-One and he’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. But he’s an alien, so not exactly boyfriend material. I’m not sure he agrees, though. He wants something, and I have a sinking feeling that something is me…

My review:

You know, sometimes you dive into a book knowing it’s gonna be all sorts of bonkers. But you do it anyway because you want a little bit of silly fun. That was me and Beautiful thing. I knew the story wouldn’t be deep, the plot complex, or the events believable. But I figured it be a fun Sci-Fi romp. And I was right.

Ava enters what is supposed to be a high security military facility, but it’s run with a laissez faire I’d be surprised to find in the academic back halls of a community college. Which means ridiculous things are allowed to happen that no serious reader would believe. It’s also very clear what they want and why Ava is there, but she’s somehow oblivious to it. Which would be impossible to believe it I was meant to take it seriously. The romance is of the insta sort. But none of it takes itself too seriously. So, the reader isn’t expected to either. Which is why it’s fun.

beautiful thing photoThere were some formatting inconsistencies that pulled me out of the story on occasion. For example, sometimes Specimen One was referred to as S1 and sometimes as S-1. Sometimes telepathic communications were italicized, sometimes they’re weren’t. Which meant I had to stop and figure out from context what I was reading—that sort of thing. It could have easily been cleaned up. It is also a cliffie of the sort so common these days. It ends in the middle of dramatic scene. I know it’s not just this book or author. It’s basically the industry standard now. But I cannot emphasis how tired I am of books that don’t end, just stop. *sigh* But I have book two. So, I’ll continue.


beautiful lies coverAbout the Book:

I’ve been kidnapped, and I’m completely alone. Area 51 has been destroyed, and S1 is gone. I’m left to sift through the pieces of what happened, and figure out how I’m going to survive. But as I dig deeper into the government’s secrets, one thing becomes abundantly clear…

Nothing is what it seems.

My Review:

Meh, I didn’t enjoy this one as much as book one. It’s very much a middle book. Ava and S1 spend basically no time together. Ava just reacts to whatever is presented to her, with no particular agency of her own. It ends abruptly and, since this book is only 136 pages long and the next 156, there is literally no reason it’s broken in two, making this a trilogy instead of (at most) a duology. I don’t just mean beautiful lies photobecause the number of pages make it possible, but also because this book feels really incomplete. It feels like half a book.

I don’t mind paying for books, obviously. But I do resent having to go back and buy a second book when the previous one feels so lacking in substance and completion. Like, just make it one book and price it accordingly. Otherwise, I feel like I’m paying for two half books. And I resent the hell out of that, even if the cost is the same in the end. Just saying.


beautiful agony coverAbout the Book:

To say the entire universe is against us is an understatement.

The government is hunting us, and I’m learning things about myself that are truly terrifying. In the last few weeks, my whole world has been thrown into chaos, and I’m not sure of anything anymore. Danger stalks my every step, and I’m not sure whom I can trust. S1 has secrets of his own. Secrets that could threaten everything we’ve built together…

It’s ironic, isn’t it?
S1’s love saved me, but it might just destroy me in the end.

My review:

*Sigh.* So, while I enjoyed the silly-fun of book one, and accepted that book two might not have the same spark, being the second/middle book. I expected the series to redeem itself, here in its conclusion—book three. It did not. The series started fun because it didn’t take itself too seriously, so the reader was free to laugh with it. It loses that freedom here at the end. It takes itself seriously and asks the reader to do the same. But it’s still silly Sci-Fi romance. (That’s not a dig, I love silly Sci-Fi romance). It doesn’t have the depth of plot, development of characters, or basic cachet to truly be taken seriously. So, it feels like a kid playing dress up.

But where the book (and series) really fails is in S1. I accept that his character wouldn’t develop much in book one. But then he’s basically not in book two. And in book three—where the author really should have given his character some character—she just doesn’t. He and Ava have one brief conversation. The rest is just sex and running around. So, by the end of the THIRD BOOK I still know essentially nothing about him…neither does Ava. So, what is their great, intergalactic love supposed to be based on? I don’t know. I still don’t know THREE BOOK IN.

beautiful agony photoThere are also plotting inconsistencies. Ava kills a man, for example, and it’s said that she’s in shock because she’d never taken a life before. I just went (out loud, I might add), “You shot a man in the throat—dead—in book two!”

The result of all of this is that the series finished with a pathetic whimper. The series lost it’s ‘don’t take me too seriously’ fun, but didn’t replace it with anything of any substance. Doesn’t give the reader a romance they can sink their teeth in. Doesn’t unfurl a plot that keeps us invested. Doesn’t create characters you know well enough to love. It’s all just sort of meh.


Other Reviews:

Scary Mary the Hamster Lady – Book Review: Beautiful Thing, by Ever Nightly

 

 

 

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Book Review: Magic Dark, Magic Divine – by A.J. Locke

I borrowed an audio copy of A.J. Locke‘s Magic Dark, Magic Divine through Hoopla.

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Falling asleep for almost 300 years was never part of Pennrae’s plan.

Of course, when you’re a mercenary with magical abilities and defy a spellbinding prophecy…bad stuff happens.Now, magic is long gone from the world. So Penn works as a karate instructor, trying very hard to dodge her hot, flirty, and super annoying colleague, Callan. All is well until a Jigori—a nightmarish magic-eating monster—shows up at a New York City street fair, forcing Penn to use her Shaper magic, which allows her to transform wood and metal into deadly weapons.

Now, the Jigori’s master has her scent, and their eye on stealing her 300 years of life. If they succeed, Penn succumbs to centuries of sleep again, and magic will be unleashed on a completely unprepared world.

And to add to her ridiculously complicated life, something isn’t quite right with Callan. Which she could figure out if it weren’t for that evil, apocalyptic plot she’s trying to stop. But Penn may not have a choice—Callan could be the secret weapon she needs to save the world…

my review

There is a lot to appreciate about Magic Dark, Magic Divine. Not least of which is the awesome cover. The main character is likeable. The world is creative and Locke has obviously put a lot of thought into it. The side characters are fun. And I really appreciate the way they’re all immigrants of one sort or another. One is a castaway in time, another an adoptee, a third the son of actual geographic immigration, the fourth a refugee from a secret, cloistered culture. They’re all outsiders of a sort and, partly as a result, the found-family aspect of the book is very strong.

However, I need you to understand that I am a binger. When I read a book or series I like to do it in as few sittings as possible, one being the most ideal. So, when I tell you that I had to TWICE check this audiobook out from the library (21 days each time) before I managed to finish it, you should understand this to mean I was super disengaged. It took me almost a month to finish this book and I just wasn’t bothered that I’d not finished it for most of that time.

I think the biggest issue for me was boredom. The book felt overly long and the pacing off. As I said, Locke obviously put a lot of thought into the magic systems and mystical creatures, etc. But all the way up to the end of the book the reader is still being told this leather comes from such and such animal, etc. It felt like the world-building never quite finished. Then, the villain (who had been a mere shadow throughout) was defeated quite anti-climatically and everything wrapped up pretty as a picture.

It wasn’t necessarily bad, just too slow for me, I think. In a sense, I set myself up for the disappointment. I didn’t recognize the author as someone I’ve read before (way back in 2016). I didn’t get along with that last book either.

The narrator (Bianca Drew) did an OK job. I thought sometimes she did great and other times her narration felt choppy, with pauses in odd places in sentences. Now that could be how it’s punctuated in the book. In which case that’s not her fault.

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Other Reviews:

Magic Dark, Magic Divine by A.J. Locke (Review)