Category Archives: books/book review

alien innkeeper

Book Review: Alien Innkeeper, by Roxanne Barbour

I picked up a freebie code for an Audible code of Roxanne Barbour‘s Alien Innkeeper.

alien innkeeper

Sylvestine Amera is the manager of the Mars Best-Tycho Basin Hotel. When her first alien visitors arrive on planet, Syl is faced with solving numerous challenges. Not the least of having Dedare Sath rubbing her cheeks in a gesture she is curious to understand. Irion customs are different than what she is used to, but when Dedare who owns a hotel on Irion asks her to leave Mars and manage his flagship hotel, she is more than ready to leave her home planet behind.

Once on the alien planet Syl is subjected to new customs, more alien encounters, adventures, not to mention romance. The only problem is now she has three aliens interested in her. But before Syl is able to choose a mate, a former girlfriend of Dedare’s and several other nemeses attempt to take her out of the equation—permanently. She can’t help but wonder if her out of the world experience is worth dying for.

my reivew

Have you ever wanted to be a hôtelière? Ever imagined yourself tending to all the minutia needed to run a large inn? I’m talking staffing, and menu creations, and billings, and reservation systems, and computer programs, and housekeeping, and tour guides, and productivity management, and employment guides, and job descriptions, and customer services? Have you? I have not. Therefore I did not enjoy this book that is almost entirely dedicated to the boring details of running a hotel, spliced in with the main character being considered amazing for implementing the most basic changes.

Sure, there was some artificial drama toward the end, based entirely on the cliched  crazy is as crazy does, jealous woman, and scorned boyfriend tropes. (I mean could it have been less creative or disconnected?) And there’s a side romance that does nothing but detract from the rest of the story. And then there is the main romance that doesn’t develop even far enough for me to know which man is supposed to be the romantic lead until he puts a ring on her finger. Seriously!

This wasn’t necessarily badly written in general. But the dialogue is very stiff (and not just because of the language barrier between the characters) and the narrator didn’t really do much to alleviate the problem.

All in all, the best I can say is that I’m happy to be finished. If you go into this hoping for something along the lines of Ilona Andrews’ Innkeeper’s Chronicles (which has a similar description) you will be very, very disappointed.

alien innkeeper

perfect pending

Book Review: Perfect Pending, by Lucia Ashta

I picked up Lucia Ashta‘s Perfect Pending (Witches of Gales Haven, #1) as an Amazon freebie, last summer.
perfect pending lucia ashta

Marla’s ancestors saddled her with frizzy red hair, sarcasm on tap, the Gawama last name, and the urge to run from her problems.

Her bloodline was also supposed to guarantee she’d be a powerful witch.

She isn’t, not by a long shot.

Only those with magic are allowed in her hometown. Now that her teenage children are awakening, and sparking enough power to be a fire hazard, she’s headed back.

Even if she isn’t ready. Even if she’s fresh out of divorce court.

Home is where her family is. Her nan is head of the council, and her aunts claim multiple orgasms are the source of their limber joints.

But then Marla and her kids all but blow up the town on day one. And her first boyfriend, the one who broke her heart long before her ex did, seems better than ever.

He has his eye on her…

So does everyone else.

Somehow it’s on her, and the magical creature who won’t get out of her head, to save Gales Haven. Before her former mother-in-law redecorates the town in baby pink … and breaks the centuries-old spell that keeps it safe and hidden.

Perfect Pending is a Paranormal Women’s Fiction novel. If you love snarky stories with women so empowered they’re a force to be reckoned with, then you’ll love Perfect Pending, the first book in the Witches of Gales Haven series.

my review

You know, as a 43-year-old woman I am loving this newish Paranormal Women’s Fiction genre. Getting to have all the paranormal fun with heroines that are my own age is a hoot. As with any genre some of the ones I’ve read have been better than others. I’d call this one middle of the road. The writing and editing are perfectly readable. But the whole thing—with militant hedgehog mothers, talking mice, sex obsessed geriatrics, etc—was just a little too over the top cutesy for me. It felt very much like it was trying too hard.

Having said that, I liked Marla and her kids. (And the kids were tolerable. So often kids in such books are ridiculous in one manner or another.) I appreciate that the love interest was gentle and kind, no alpha ass-hole in sight. And the theme that family persists is a good one.

All in all, I’d read another Ashta book.

perfect pending

 

awakening lineup

Wrapping up the Awakening Challenge

Truly, I understand that I am probably the only one amused by reading challenges based on titles. But I get a strange sense of accomplishment whenever I set one for myself and then subsequently work my way through it. This Awakening Challenge was no different. I even got a few extra thrills out of it. I completed it significantly faster than I expected I would (yay me), I completed it 1.5 times over, and some of the books have been rattling around in my Kindle Cloud for a long time (2 of them since 2013, which has to be about the time I got my first Kindle). So, it was a plus to get to mark them off of the TBR list.

I wasn’t going to do a wrap-up post for this challenge, since I went back and linked all the reviews to the initial post. However, I find that I need it. I keeping seeing Awakening books and thinking, “Well, I could just add that one in real quick.” So, I find that I need this concluding post to tell myself, “No, Sadie, we’re done with that challenge. No need to read another book with that title.” I already ended up reading 12 books called Awakening or The Awakening (with one Fury: The Awakening, which I admit is a bit of a stretch. But it’s close enough that I’m calling it ‘on theme’ and including it) instead of the original 8. (I called the extra 4 book bonus Awakenings and joked I actually did an Awakening challenge and a half.) Here they are:

Awakening wrap-up shot

Here, look at all the pretty Awakenings I read.

And here are links to the reviews themselves, along with the star rating I used when I cross posted them to Goodreads. I don’t usually bother with stars here on the blog. (I think people pay too much attention to the numerical scale and not enough to what the reviewer actually has to say.) But for comparison’s sake I’ll give the stars.

☆            Awakening (The Luriel Cycle, #1), by Melanie Nilles
☆            The Awakening (Guardian of Spirits, #1), by Kaylee Johnston
☆            Fury: The Awakening (The Scorned, #1), by R.E. Sargent
☆☆         Awakening (Covenant College, #1), by Amanda M. Lee
☆☆         Awakening (Demon Gate Chronicles, #1), by S.C. Mitchell
☆☆         Awakening (Promiscus Guardians, #1), by Brianna West
☆☆☆     Awakening (The Shard Cycle, #)1, by Ono Northey
☆☆☆     Awakening, by Jennifer Leigh Pezzano
☆☆☆     The Awakening, by Kate Chopin
☆☆☆     Awakening (Talentborn, #1) by C.S. Churton
☆☆☆     The Awakening (Leopard People, #.5), by Christine Feehan
☆☆☆☆ Awakening (Triorion, #1), by L.J. Hachmeister

As you can see, not a lot of them were real winners for me. The overall challenge average star rating was a 2.33333.  Now, I’ll admit that I’m not reader who gives a lot of 5-stars, but I don’t give that many 1-stars either. I feel like most books are pretty middle of the road, neither hated nor loved. And I think this list shows that.

But I also have a theory about books with the same common title, which I’ve shared before but will again. I’ve done this a couple timesfound I accidentally have multiple books with the same title and read them all together. And the results usually look a bit like this (though I can think of one particular Blood Lust challenge that was even worse, I mean spectacularly bad).

I anecdotally find that if a book has a title that is so common that I can accidentally collect multiple of them, then the lack of creativity in the title is a precursor to the lack of creativity of the writing. Obviously, there are exceptions. I quite enjoyed Hachmeister’s Awakening, for example, and Chopin’s predates the others by a 100 years. So it can hardly be counted as among the masses of books subsequently called The Awakening. But it has so far held true that if I have multiple books with the same title, most of them aren’t very good. I don’t think this will surprise anyone, honestly, but it’s also why all the other ways I enjoy such reading challenges come into play and are important.

Either way, that’s it folks. The March 2021 Awakening Challenge has officially come to it’s close. I am free to read a book by any other title, preferably a paperback. That was my second goal for March, to chip away at my physical book stack.end Image by Colleen O'Dell from Pixabay

Edit Nov. 4: I somehow ended up with two more books called Awakening after I closed this challenge out. So, of course, I had to read them as what my husband called my Second Awakening. The first was by G. Clatworthy and the second by Poppy Williams. I also finally gave in and borrowed The Awakening, by Nora Roberts from the library.